Hey! Lady with the Big Hair
Lady with the big hair,
May I have a drink?
Lady with the big hair,
The TV’s on the blink.
Lady with the big hair,
When will supper be?
Lady with the big hair,
I’m climbing up a tree.
Lady with the big hair,
I need a secret hug.
Lady with the big hair,
I’ve just brought home a bug!
Lady with the big hair,
May I have some money?
Lady with the big hair,
Look at me, I’m funny!
Lady with the big hair,
Homework makes me sick.
Lady with the big hair,
Lego makes me tick!
Lady with the big hair,
I cannot find my sock.
Lady with the big hair,
We need to have a talk.
Lady with the big hair,
There’s nothing here to do.
Lady with the big hair,
Tell me, how old are you?
Lady with the big hair,
I listen to you hum.
Lady with the big hair,
Because you are my mom!
By Wendy Welk
