Brian’s Brain
Brian Dane is quite insane.
He’s juggled jesters on a train,
And talks to reindeer in the rain.
‘Cause Brian’s brain is quite insane.
Brian Dane, he knows my name,
Would tell me things I can’t explain;
Like how to linger in the lane.
Yes, Brian Dane is quite insane.
Brian Dane, “The King of Spain”,
Has remedies for every stain,
And winks at walls without refrain.
‘Cause Brian’s brain is quite insane.
Brian Dane, his brother Blaine,
And famous actor, Michael Caine,
Prefer their pine-cones “semi-plain”.
Yes, Brian Dane is quite insane.
Brian Dane would not abstain
From throwing objects down the drain.
This caused the plumber to complain.
‘Cause Brian’s brain is quite insane.
Brian Dane has had a sprain
And saw his doctor, “Arnold Layne”,
Who gave him something for the pain.
Yes, Brian Dane is quite insane!
By Wendy Welk
