56 Rock Tuff, P.I.: Decapitating Kings

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I arrived at the office at the usual time, around nine a.m., to find Hank having coffee with a well-dressed middle-aged gentleman whom he introduced to me as Chester King. “He was waiting outside when I arrived,” said Hank. I deduced that Mr. King was eager, desperate, or an insomniac.

He explained his problem: “I collect chess sets. As you probably know, they can be made of almost anything – gold, silver, ivory, wood, or plastic. One wealthy ruler is supposed to have had men, women, and children dressed as the various pieces.” If I were one, preferably a pawn, I thought, I would probably hope to be captured early in the game.

“I have nineteen sets, most of them valuable, and I often display them at tournaments. The last couple of times, someone has cut the head off the king, greatly reducing the value of the sets. There’s a tournament in Blandsville this Saturday in the High School gym and I’ve promised to show my most valuable sets and I was hoping that you would come and protect them.”

I agreed to do so.

“By the way, do you play chess, Mr. Tuff?”

“Not well,” I admitted modestly. Actually the few times I have competed, I’ve been eliminated in my first game – except once. It was a timed event: a player had one minute to make his or her move. My opponent was dominating me, but while planning a quick victory, he exceeded the time limit and was disqualified. My next opponent defeated me quickly. I know the pieces and how they move, but complex strategy, thinking three moves ahead, is beyond me, like Einsteinian physics. Mr. King admitted that he too was not a good chess player.

As I looked forward to Saturday, I thought of my first client, Amanda Friend. She has helped me on several cases with her amazing ability to spot nefarious behaviour. It anyone could find the proverbial needle in a haystack, it would be Amanda, although I have never understood why anyone would put a needle in a haystack. I called her and asked her to accompany me to the tournament.

“Is this a date?” she asked.

“Well… a working date.”

She agreed to go, although I sensed a lack of enthusiasm. She is a beautiful and multi-talented woman and I wouldn’t be surprised if she were an excellent chess player.

On Saturday we entered the high school gym wearing jeans and tee-shirts, hers with the appropriate warning: “Don’t make any moves on me.” Thirty-two tables were set up, each with a board and chess pieces. At one end of the room was a long table on which sat several of Mr. King’s sets. They were beautiful and looked very expensive. All of the kings’ heads appeared to be intact.

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Chess pieces with decapitated King

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Gary E. Miller spent 29 years trying to teach English at several high schools in Ontario. In 1995, he made his greatest contribution to education by retiring. He now spends his time in rural Richmond, reading voraciously and eclectically, and occasionally writing stories and poems which do nothing to elevate the level of Canadian literature.
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